2019 Ride For Life

Thanks to your donation and thousands of others, the 21st edition of the Ride for Life raised over $260,000 for the Southern Tier AIDS Program.  On September 7, 2019, more than 300 riders circled part or all of Cayuga Lake.  Tania outfitted our team, The Cats of Short Street. Hank Tepper, the cat in the middle, was too shy to wear his ears but he did the whole 102-mile route in style.  It was a great day.  Here’s my diary (click on the thumbnails to make the image larger).

Cats of Short Street at the finish line
Locke NY, Sept. 3

Riding 90 miles (as Tania did) is about as challenging as a hard day of working outdoors. But if you want to enjoy the experience, you do have to spend a lot of time in the saddle beforehand.  It helps to live near low-traffic county roads with gorgeous scenery.  This is from our last training ride.


Renwick Pt. 7:25 am

It was the 13th lake lap for me, 11th for Tania, and 3rd for Hank, and yes, “Why?” is a perfectly good question.  The sunrise at the start of the ride is part of the answer.




Salmon Creek, 8:10am

Two of the biggest hills on the route happen in the first hour.  Twin driveway owls at the top of the second, harder hill signal that you have made it to the top.




S of Aurora, 9:50am

If you think the scenery doesn’t change from year to year, you’re not really paying attention.  Cruising at 12 miles an hour encourages you to look closely.




Union Springs, 10:30

Hank sped away from us at the starting line. At the second rest stop (mile 33), Tania and I were both feeling strong.  She decided on the 90-mile loop. I wanted the full 102, so we turned our phones on to meet up later.



Montezuma, 12:00pm

The scenery gets better north of the lake — another reason to do the full course.  It was overcast until late morning, when the clouds started to move.




Found on Rt. 31

You almost always see eagles riding through the Montezuma Marsh.  This year I saw Baby Big Bird.  Someone had tossed him out the car window. I couldn’t just leave him there.


Seneca Falls, 1pm

The football score turned out to be Maryland 63, Syracuse 20.  Ouch, and hope it was a good party anyway!




Seneca Falls, 1:30 pm

A benevolent ghost watches over riders as they pull into the Seneca Falls Community Center for lunch.  It’s the fourth of six stops for food and water.  You can’t eat or drink too much when you’re doing this.  It’s another reason to do the ride.



Fayette, 2:00 pm

This year, the ghost of Sgt. “Peps” made sure that I caught up to Hank Tepper at lunch.  We turned south and looked the last 40 miles in the face.  This is when it turns into a job.



At mile 88, we finally caught up to Tania who, despite her diminutive stature, is a fitness monster.  At mile 96, everything was going fine, and everything hurt.  Mercifully, the last eight miles of the ride are on the Black Diamond rail trail, which has a steady 3 percent downhill grade.


We finished together and joined everyone for a celebratory dinner (BBQ chicken, veggie lasagna, free beer – thanks, CTB and Bandwagon!) at Stewart Park.  Every year, the vibe at this party just can’t be beat.  You oughta try it (info here). The rides start at just 14 miles with car shuttles, so you don’t have to be nuts like we are.

Thanks for your support!  See you next year!

2017 AIDS Ride For Life

Your donations helped raise nearly $200,000 for the Southern Tier AIDS Program on Saturday!  In this year’s AIDS Ride For Life, Tania and I rode around Cayuga Lake with our friend Henry Tepper.  We did the whole 105 miles.  Click on the top photo to start the slideshow with captions, and THANKS for your donation.


Brad &Tania’s 2016 In Pictures

IMG_2235A year ago, Tania and I were enjoying boiled peanuts while delivering a free Cadillac to my mom in Florida. Things got even weirder and (often) more wonderful in 2016.  Sometimes it got so exciting that I took pictures.

Click on the first photo to start the slide show. Order is left to right, top to bottom.

Poor Boy’s Dream

IMG_2232 Wednesday, December 9, 2015: My mom got a Cadillac for Christmas this year. I didn’t give it to her—I only delivered it—and it isn’t really my kind of car, either. I drive a rusty Subaru Outback with a Bernie Sanders sticker on the back hatch. Whatever. Giving your mom a Cadillac is still every poor boy’s dream.

Elvis got his mom a Cadillac in 1955, just as he was hitting it big, even though she didn’t have a driver’s license. Last year, GM donated a pink Escalade to Terry Bridgewater to give to his mom, just after the Minnesota Vikings signed him. A Cadillac is a signal that you’ve finally made it. It’s more than money: it’ s class.

It was shaping up to be a low-key Christmas. My children are grown and have busy lives in Philadelphia and Manhattan. My daughter is a medical resident who works all the time. This was going to be the first year when everyone couldn’t make it home to Ithaca. So we agreed to meet and exchange gifts in a hotel on December 20, her nearest day off. December 25 was going to be a quiet day for two. Tania and I were kind of sad about it, what with the passage of time and all, but it also sounded kind of nice.

Then, 16 days before the big day, my sister called. Mom’s best friend lives just up the road from you, she said, and she wants to give mom a special present. It’s a white 2003 Cadillac DeVille and it’s in great condition, except for a glitch that keeps it from passing inspection in New York.

My mom lives in Florida, and there’s no vehicle inspection law down here, my sister said. Mom’s friend has already bought herself a nice new black Caddy. She really wants to do this, but she needs a driver. We could give mom the surprise of her life. And the car’s registration expires on December 25.

My mother is 82. She used to run a farm and still drives a big diesel pickup, but now she’s having problems climbing in and out of it. It was a long fly ball to deep left field, and I knew I had to catch it. So I cleared the calendar and asked Tania.

A woman I don’t really know wants us to drive a car with 100,000 miles it to Florida a few days before Christmas, I said. My mom doesn’t know we’re coming or that she’s getting the car as a present, but I’m pretty sure she’ll love it. Let’s go for it! What could possibly go wrong?

Tania immediately thought of several major things that could go wrong, but she said she was willing to go with me anyway. This is one of her many good qualities.

Thursday, December 17: We arranged to meet the friend at the mechanic’s shop, where she was having the car cleared for takeoff. I had only met her once, but as soon as I saw her we embraced. Wow, she said. I’m so excited about giving this car to your mom. I love her to pieces, and I know she needs something easier to drive. Christmas is pretty quiet for us now, so this Cadillac caper is the high point for me.

I know, I said, me too. I’m jumping out of my skin about this. She and I were grinning and bouncing around like kids. And Tania was clearly getting into it, too.

We waved goodbye, and Tania got behind the wheel of the rusty Subaru. I got into the Caddy, adjusted the mirrors, and put it in drive.

Wow. THANKS. What a car! It’s heavy, powerful, and stable. It cruises quietly enough to let you enjoy low-volume music or have a normal-volume conversation. The seat feels a lot like first class on an airline. There are all kinds of little knobs and doohickeys that do helpful things. When you hit a bump, it rocks up and down gently, like a good-sized boat going through a wake. And when you get a clear stretch of road and put the accelerator all the way down, it leaps forward with the sensation of rising, like a powerboat skating over a calm sea. I realized that we were about to take a long cruise on a Christmas yacht.

In no time flat, Tania and I were back home, working and packing and not quite believing that this was actually going to happen. We did the annual Christmas preparations over the next two days, except this time everything we did had to fit into the car. I was surprised to find that there always seemed to be room for more.

Saturday-Tuesday, December 19-22: How times have changed. Christmas with the children was shoehorned into 24 hours and took place in restaurants and a hotel room. This could have happened twenty or even ten years ago, but back then it would have been because of some business assignment I had. Now Will and Emma are running around like their hair is on fire, and all I can do is marvel at the change. I’m proud of them, but also sorry for the things they are doing without, and I keep reminding them that this phase of their lives is only temporary.

We pointed the Caddy south around 2pm on Monday and pulled out into Interstate 95. This has to be the most boring road in the United States. The landscape is either industrial or, in the winter, bare reddish-brown trees against a slate sky. It has been 35 years since I moved away from Nokomis, so driving from the northeast to Florida on this road is a familiar ordeal. It’s easier now, thanks to several significant improvements since the old days: travel websites, an Iphone loaded with interesting music, NPR all the way down, a fun traveling companion, and of course, the Christmas yacht.

Priceline got us a deal on a nice room in Rocky Mount, North Carolina. We pulled in around 9:30pm after doing 378 miles. Slept hard. Got up the next morning and put in 472 miles in off-and-on rainstorms. It was work. The wet clay soil looks like whipped off-brand peanut butter, Tania said.

One thing you can do on I-95 these days is eat well, thanks to We had an outstanding lunch in Yemassee, South Carolina at an antique store that had a deli counter staffed by three extremely friendly women, Fletcher’s Finds and Finest. Then we beat it south to get to Gary Lee’s Meat Market in Brunswick, Georgia before they closed. We weren’t hungry, but this is the place to go for all kinds of barbeque, including homemade smoked sausage I planned to turn into gumbo for Christmas dinner, and the best Brunswick stew Tania has ever tasted.  She lives for Brunswick stew.

We crossed the Florida line at dusk, with about six hours to go. Mom wouldn’t be back from an errand until the next afternoon, my sister said, which gave us a couple of unplanned hours in the morning. So we found a place on Fernandina Beach, north of Jacksonville, ate take-out Brunswick stew in our room, slept even harder, and got up in time for a lazy walk on the beach.

IMG_2235(click on the photo to make it bigger) Wednesday, December 23: Another hard day, stopping only for boiled peanuts north of Starke, FL.  The car made it to Nokomis without a hitch and we got off the interstate just as dusk was falling. We wired a big bow to the hood ornament and drove into the driveway slowly. My sister was there, ensuring that mom suspected nothing.

IMG_2236It was everything we’d hoped it would be. Mom didn’t know I was coming, and she didn’t know about the car. The look on her face when she saw me was worth the trip.

Mom didn’t want her picture or her friend’s name pushed through the Google. In fact, she’d rather I didn’t post this at all.  Whatever.  Merry Christmas, mom, we love you.




AIDS Ride 2015: Wet, Not Upset

P1020835The 2015 AIDS Ride, my ninth and Tania’s seventh, was another emotional and physical rollercoaster. Every year we sign up with bright feelings of anticipation that turn to dread as the summer wears on.  We do a few determined training rides. The pitch increases as the precipitation forecasts come in. Then on the big day, we take to the familiar course and the bad feelings melt away because after all, riding a bicycle around Cayuga Lake isn’t all that hard.* At the end, we’re always treated to a big, warm celebration of this once-a-year community.

* Here Tania and I disagree, but I think it’s about as hard as a hike – a really long hike.

This year’s ride raised $201,500 for the fight against AIDS in the Southern Tier by the end of ride day (Saturday, September 12), with more coming in. Our two-person team, Cats of Short Street, raised $1,100.  We are among the slowest riders in the pack, but just like the hard-bodies, we turned a few pounds of flab into muscle, received valuable bragging rights, got soaked clean through, and visited the familiar landmarks one more time. If the key to successful aging is forming healthy habits — in other words, becoming addicted to things that are good for you — the Ride For Life is a great fix.

The opening ceremony starts around sunrise. It’s a half-hour of thanks and heartfelt mission messages with a celestial backdrop (see top photo).  This year the riders were impatient because the weather forecast said that showers were likely by mid-morning, with steady rain later in the day, so the further you ride before 9 am, the less rain you’d endure.

We set off at 7am and climbed two large hills heading north on Route 34B. The first hill ends at the southern border of Lansing and the second, more serious one is a big down-and-up number formed by the drainage of Salmon Creek.  At the top of the second rise, at a North Lansing roadhouse called The Ridge, P1020841two women stood at their car and clapped and yelled encouragement at each rider (click on the photo to make it bigger).  These amateur cheerleaders are one of the best parts for me. A total stranger pops up at odd moments and makes you feel great for five seconds.  Couldn’t you use one of those right now?

The long downhills are another favorite of mine, and there’s P1020848a good one when you turn off Route 34B and coast down Center Road, just south of Genoa, to get to the first food stop at King Ferry Winery.  We pulled out of that stop at 8:40 am, 17 miles into an 90-mile ride, just as the first raindrops started to leak from the clouds.  It rained off and on, and increasingly on, for the rest of the day.  Fortunately, there was no wind and the temperature held steady in the mid-60s, so hypothermia was not an issue like it was last year*. But after you get used to wet socks and the spray on your face, a long ride in warm rain isn’t bad at all.

* Weather-wise, the 2014 ride was a monumentally awful day.

Of course, wet pavement is slicker.  As we turned back onto the highway (now Route 90), an ambulance sped past, siren blaring, and all the riders immediately knew what that meant.  A few miles later, we caught up with it just as they were loading a man onto a stretcher.  He had gone off the road into a deep ditch and was injured in the fall — but not seriously, we later learned. Maybe he shifted his weight and moved his handlebars in the wrong direction at the wrong time.  Bicycling is like driving, except it’s slower and you don’t wear a seat belt.

We cruised down Pumpkin Hill (hyper-alert) and through Aurora, then climbed past the huge faux new money temple of MacKenzie-Childs, past the site of Cayuga Castle, and into the second rest stop at Union Springs. I admired the headgear of P1020851Ned Buchman, who was on his 15th Ride.  Ned had bolted a stuffed killer whale to his helmet.  “Every year I choose a theme,” he said, “and this one seemed to work.”

Well done, Ned.  At the rest stop, he melted the hearts of the South Seneca High School women’s varsity soccer team P1020850enough that they asked him to pose for a group shot.  As we rode away, Tania reminded me that we forgot to put cat ears on our helmets.

North of Union Springs the ride gets flat as the lake gets shallower. The landmarks here are the P1020855large, permanent field signs of Upstate Citizens for Equality that say “No Sovereign Nation- No Reservation.”  Since 1980, the Cayuga Indian Nation has pursued a legal claim that the 64,000 acres bordering the north end of the lake are theirs and were taken from them illegally by treaties they signed in 1790s. Although the Indians are right in a legal sense, political wrangling P1020859and inter-Nation fighting have stalled their claim indefinitely.

We turned onto Route 20 and headed west, crossing the Cayuga Inlet bridge and the Montezuma marsh, dodging roadkill as a steady stream of cars and trucks tore by us.  Riding on the shoulder of a busy highway is something to be endured, and it was a relief four miles later when we turned onto Gravel Road (which is paved) and headed south at last. The lunch stop in Seneca Falls was beckoning.

The lunch stop is pleasant — maybe too pleasant.  Old friends are there, and hot soup, and tasty sandwiches and chocolate chip cookies, and it’s warm and dry.  Last year we arrived at the lunch stop in a mildly hypothermic state and stayed for 90 minutes (so Tania could warm up).  This year, 15.  The ride works best if you treat it like a job.

Turning onto Route 89 South around 12:30, the sky was darker and the rain steadier.  We got another hero’s welcome at theP1020873 Toro Run Winery rest stop and I paused to take a picture of my favorite junk shop sign, but the rain made it important to concentrate on the road just as our growing fatigue made it harder — so after mile 70, I focused increasingly on scanning the pavement.

P1020874“I’ve eaten so much sweet stuff and drunk so much Gatorade that I feel sick,” Tania said, and I agreed.  “I need some real food.”  And just like that, at the last rest stop, cold pizza!  We each had a piece.  In any other context, it would have been pretty yukky.  But today, Tania said, “this is saving my life.”

P1020878We pulled out from the Bellwether Cider stop with 12 miles to go.  The weather was dark, and a lot of people were getting flat tires.  We were not, because we had a secret weapon — Mr. Tuffy tire liners, which are strips of Kevlar that go between the tube and the inside of the tire and virtually eliminate roadside flats.  Racers don’t like tire liners because they add a few ounces to the weight of the bike. But if you’re long-distance plodders P1020880like us, they come highly recommended.

We stopped to see my friend and fellow Salt Creek Show DJ Armin Heurich, who was fixing a flat for his friend Anna. Armin was enjoying his seventh or eighth 100-mile ride of the year, and he usually does the 100-mile lake ride in a P1020882little over five hours. Today he was supporting Anna, an Ithaca High School senior who belongs to the school’s Cycling Club, which he advises. She was finishing her first Century ride at about the same pace as ours (eight hours, 13 minutes of riding), and she looked great.

We got through another screaming downhill into Taughannock Falls State Park, with nine miles to go.  And then came the last hill, four miles from the finish line at Glenwood Heights.  This is the last real challenge of the trip. It’s about three-tenths of a mile, at a pretty good pitch, and it happens after a long day when your legs have lost all their snap.  You know you’re at the top when you see the sign for Terrence Flanigan’s P1020885Bam Bam Drum School.  Bam, indeed!

When we finished, we were surprised to see that we had posted one of our fastest times ever for the 90-mile course (see “ride like it’s a job,” above).  There was a party going on at Cass Park but also a hot shower waiting at our house downtown — no contest.  We cleaned up, took naps, and then went to P1020886the celebration dinner at Stewart Park, where 300 riders and guests whooped it up and devoured a big meal catered by local restuarant god Gregor Brous. Man, it was great.

The riders and their donors gave a huge boost to the Southern Tier AIDS Program‘s services and counseling for 479 HIV-positive people in Broome, Chemung, Chenango, Cortland, Delaware, Otsego, Tioga, and Tompkins Counties; outreach activities that reached 2,900 people with prevention instructions in the first quarter of 2015; a large syringe exchange program with an 84 percent return rate; and 238 meetings in the first quarter where a counselor sat down with someone at risk and let them know the facts.

Only about one-fifth of the HIV-positive people in the care of STAP are gay men.  About one-third of clients were infected because of heterosexual activity, and one-eighth because of intravenous drug use or sex with a user.  What AIDS P1020863patients almost always have in common is that they’re poor and facing a huge, complicated set of problems.  They don’t have much of a safety net, either, except for STAP, so the Ride for Life generates money desperately needed and well spent.  So thanks a lot to everyone who donated, and see you next year.

AIDS Ride 2014: Why Am I Doing This?

Dear Friends,

What a day.  This was the seventh time Tania has done the AIDS Ride around Cayuga Lake, and the eighth time for me. It was by far the hardest of all of them. We had cold rain from the start until midday. and then a headwind/crosswind in the afternoon. We didn’t break any speed records, and it took a long time to get warm at the lunch stop, but three things saved us:  conditioning at the gym, good preparation the night before, and the hand dryers in the locker rooms of the Seneca Falls Community Center.

We did a fair amount of training rides this year. We also knew we were in for a cold soak, so we broke out the waterproof jackets, extra layers, winter cycling gloves, and most important, clip-on fenders.  Here’s what Tania’s outfit looked like before she got doused (click on the photo to make it bigger):

0914T630amI have a rule of thumb about riding in the rain. If all you see are isolated wet spots on a dry road, it isn’t raining.  If the road is wet but there aren’t any puddles on it, you’re still going to stay dry, thanks to wind evaporation.  It’s only when you start riding through puddles that the wet conditions have begun.

Yesterday, the first drops of rain fell at the starting line at 7am. About 300 riders left Stewart Park. We rode up Route 34B to Rogues Harbor, turned left, and did the big down and uphill at Salmon Creek. By the top of that hill, around 8am, 0914NLansingthe rain had turned steady and the puddles were puddling.

Riding in the rain isn’t all that bad, as long as you’re careful, but it was also cold — about 43 degrees at the start, and 50 degrees at the first rest stop — and a lot of people who didn’t have the right gear were getting hypothermia.  There was a time when Tania wouldn’t have made it, either, but in the last several years she has gotten much stronger and more confident, and we just kept plugging along.  It was fairly ridiculous, though.  I mean, there are so many beautiful days on Cayuga Lake in the summer.  Why were we riding around it on this day?

Answer: because we’re doing it, so shut up and keep pedaling.

At the north end of the lake, about 40 miles in, there’s an intersection where you either turn to start going back (an 85-mile ride) or go straight to lengthen the ride to 100 miles.  We turned, because we aren’t completely nuts.  But lots of people kept going.

0914SenecaFallsAt noon, the Seneca Falls Community Center looked like the triage point after a natural disaster.  Tania disappeared into the girls’ locker room (see “hand dryers,” above) and I chose the other method of treating hypothermia — eating lots of chocolate-chip cookies — while talking to the old-timers who were wandering around.  The intrepid Alex Wood, owner of Ithaca Cayuga Optical and an original organizer of the ride, had done the first half and finished.  This was the worst weather in the 16 years we’ve held the ride, he said.  Jerry Dietz, one of the chief organizers of the ride, agreed — but like us, he was going on.

0914ValoisHeading south around 1pm, the weather had changed for the better, and as we turned south onto Route 89 and started down, things continued to improve.  By the time we got to Valois, it was clear that the rain was over and the clouds were breaking up. Tania wasn’t going as fast — her average speed dropped from about 12 miles an hour before lunch to maybe 9 or 10 MPH afterward — but I kept remembering the first year she did this, when we finished 0914Interlakendead last with a man on a motorcycle behind us, interrupting Tania every few minutes to ask her if she please would quit so he could go home, and her repeated refusals.  This time was way better.  She was far from last, and she finished while many of her fellow riders dropped out.

At the rest stop in Romulus, I was surprised by Brad and Raichelle Pollack, old friends whom I hadn’t seen in years.  0914RestStop4We had a happy reunion, and Raichelle took this shot of us at Mile 65.

We got back to Ithaca in time for a quick shower before we headed over to Stewart Park for dinner — a feast, as always, expertly catered and donated by Gregor Brous.  Sitting there with hundreds of exhausted, happy people, I realized that the real reason we do this is just to be a part of it.  It is an annual demonstration of one of the best things about Ithaca.

We’re pretty comfortable in this town — like most Ithacans, we have good jobs and nice places to live — and we easily could shut out all knowledge, as many Americans do, that life isn’t nearly as nice for people living just a stone’s throw away.  Be we didn’t do that, and you didn’t either.  Together we raised $242,000 (this year’s total, and still heading up) to help neighbors who are dealing with the life-changing diagnosis of HIV Infection and don’t have enough resources to ensure their own well-being.  That’s the point of this exercise, and we’re grateful that you helped.

Until next year, many thanks.  –Brad & Tania